I want you to picture yourself performing the following experiment:
1- Pick about 30 books at random. Really, randomness is important. The books are supposed to be of varied genres, authors, and so on, and it doesn’t matter whether you’ve read them before or not. The sample is supposed to include many different kinds of books: technical, political, fiction, children’s, philosophical, erotic, poetry, whatever. Don’t restrict yourself to books you figure you will like, or authors you think you agree with. As I said, randomness is vital. The best way would be for a computer to pick books from a huge catalog, randomly.
2- Read them all. Whenever you find something you agree with, or something you find inspiring or insightful, remember it. Bookmark and/or underline those parts, or copy them somewhere else.
Note: there’s no need for artificial “fairness”. Don’t feel like you have to pick at least one thing from each book, or that you must take equally from each. It’s perfectly OK to take a lot from a book and nothing from another.
3- Forget about everything you didn’t mark or copy. From now on, think of the parts you marked or copied as the “core” of those books, as the truly meaningful parts of them.
4- Use the parts you collected as a “guidebook” for your life, as a wonderful source of wisdom, knowledge and morality. (Ignore the fact that you picked whatever you already believed or agreed with.) Follow that guidebook for the rest of your life. Defend it, if necessary.
Strange experiment, isn’t it? But you probably already know what I’m getting at. I’ve just described, in a way, what virtually every Christian does with the Bible. (Those who actually read any of it, that is.)
The “random books by different, random authors” part was important, because the Bible isn’t only one book, it’s a collection of several, written by many authors who never met each other, sometimes separated by centuries, and who sometimes contradict each other. Not to mention that some parts are song lyrics, some are proverbs, some are (highly biased) history accounts, and some are laws or moral rules.
So, most Christians pick the parts they already agree with, ignore the rest, and call their favorite parts “the core of the Bible”. You’re a nice person? Pick the few love / forgiveness parts (mostly in the Gospels). You’re a bigot? Pick Leviticus, or Paul’s books in the NT. You’re suspicious of science and secular knowledge? Pick Genesis, along with some parts from Job. Want to believe God is good, loving, and just? Ignore virtually all of the Bible, and invent your own God in your mind, with the traits you want him to have (but keep calling yourself a “Christian”).
And, no matter what you do, defend the parts you’ve picked as if they represent not only the entire Bible, but Christianity itself.
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Funny. I was just having this same conversation with a family member the other day. I didn’t use 30 books in my example but my explanation of how Christians pick and choose what they want to believe and live their lives by was essentially the same demostration.
Glad to know I’m not alone in seeing this very clear analogy.
Great observations here.
I’ve had this same thought this before, but I didn’t follow through with it, it just seemed too obvious. The way you’ve presented it here, though, makes it perfectly apparent that they [christians] don’t see this dichotomy as obviously as some others do.
though i agree with you, most christians would see it as only one book, because it’s all put into one volume.
I’m with Jenny on this one. Pick and choose.
You’ve overcomplicated God.
[quote comment="14566"]You’ve overcomplicated God.[/quote]
Translation: too many words.
I was just watching a show on TV about the bible. It was discussing why Gen 1 is diffrent than Gen 2. Blatently and matter of factly, one theist had no problem with it. “Chapter one is just a summarization of chapter two - Chapter one says God created man, and ch two says how.”
Talk about putting on the blinders and seeing what you want to see. I’d hate to have this guy write a Chiltons manual.